Me: *posts a picture once a month*
Me: wtf why am I not Instagram famous yet
I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious
"We have no fucking idea what is happening but we know SOMETHING is happening."
did you know that “friends” stands for:
- it’s joey
- everyone is friends
there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure
"can i use your phone for a sec?"
"yeah hold on"