Me on the phone.
*drinks water to avoid talking*
when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you
there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things
did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?
counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine
i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook
dudes i met our leader
lorde this isn’t 2011