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im so indecisive like one day when im supposed to die my heart isn’t gonna know whether or not to stop and ill just be immortal
gracielouwho3 reblogged your post: the CEO of abercrombie didnt really do a good job…
the main reason im reblogging is the url
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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
they need to update the iphone so u can have gif backgrounds i need the dancing alien with me at all times
worldwar2chainz replied to your post: imagine how is touch the sky
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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
someone’s a little daft
yeah daft PUNK [a funky beat starts playin]
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